. So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms. Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.
The Big Bamboo Serge Storms series Book 8William Morrow #ad - And intrigue. Meanwhile, in burbank, production of what may become the most expensive flop in Tinseltown history is interrupted by the brazen abduction of the female lead. Meanwhile, a couple of midwestern dreamers head west for their shot at fame—and find it at the center of a celebrity murder investigation.
And even more meanwhile, casting-couch perversion, infamous studio heads Ian and Mel Glick continue to produce juggernaut high-grossing dreck, and cocaine hijinks. But there's more. But, being serge, of course, his mission is sidetracked by perpetual detours to irresistible celluloid landmarks . The show's about to start.
The Big Bamboo Serge Storms series Book 8 #ad - And he wants answers! why aren't more films shot here? how come the ones that are stink so bad? And what's up with filming "Florida" scenes in California? Then there's the cryptic message from his grandfather, Sergio, telling him to go to Los Angeles to uncover a mysterious secret from the distant past.
It's too much of a coincidence. Much more. How is the japanese mafia involved? the alabama mafia? is the castrating cult throwing a membership party? Will Coleman survive his binge at the Belushi hotel? Who can defuse the nuclear bomb? It all comes crashing together in a breathtaking climactic sequence that prompts an enthusiastic Serge to proclaim: "Two thumbs way, way up!"So come on in and grab a seat.
It's fate. Naturally, coleman, accompanied by his substance-sustained sidekick, Serge, must immediately hop a transcontinental flight to straighten out Hollywood once and for all.
Cadillac Beach: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 6William Morrow #ad - Storms, anyway. For serge A. Not so much for anyone else. And busting out of Chattahoochee State Hospital. Without his meds! the thrill-killing floridaphile needs to get to the bottom of his bookie grandad's bizarre 1964 death -- not to mention launch "Serge & Lenny's Florida Experience, " the new Miami specialty tour venture he's cooked up with his best brain-dead druggie-buddy.
It's all good.
Hurricane Punch Serge Storms series Book 9William Morrow #ad - And he vows he'll stop at nothing to unmask his thrill-killing rival and make All Things Right—though Coleman's triathlete approach to the sport of polyabuse binging threatens to derail the mission more completely than the entire combined Sunshine State police community could ever hope to. But as serge and his burnout buddy Coleman go storm-chasing, bodies begin turning up at a disturbing rate, even by Florida standards.
. It looks like a serial killer is on the loose—another serial killer—which highly offends Serge's moral sensibilities. That lovable, justice, under-undermedicated dispenser of truth, and trivia is back with a vengeance—just as his cherished home state is about to take a beating from a conga line of hurricanes bearing down on the peninsula.
The Stingray Shuffle Serge Storms series Book 5William Morrow #ad - But in the oddball circus known as the Sunshine State, little things like astronomical body counts tend to get lost in the shuffle. Storms is off his meds, spoiled frat boys, no one is safe -- not russian hoods, women's book clubs, drug dealers, Jamaican mobsters, bad Vegas-rejected local lounge acts -- especially when $5 million in cash in a bugged suitcase is still racing up and down the Eastern Seaboard.
When serial-killing local Florida historian Serge A.
Atomic Lobster Serge Storms series Book 10William Morrow #ad - So is coleman, torn between getting hammered and getting more hammered. Then there's good ol' jim davenport, and johnny vegas, the Diaz Brothers, the E-Team, the Accidental Virgin, cranking up the fevered action as the pot boils over on a street called Lobster Lane. It's reunion time in the sunshine state, and we're not just talking the family jamboree of that blood-soaked criminal clan, whose nastiest, the McGraws, meanest member is finally released from prison and heads south bent on revenge.
On top of it all, the government is covering up a growing list of mysterious victims across Florida who may or may not be connected to a nefarious plot being hatched against national security. Why is everyone rushing to flee Tampa on a cruise ship to hell?Serge is back with a bullet, torn between homicide and souvenirs.
Atomic Lobster Serge Storms series Book 10 #ad - But wait! there's more on the horizon! who is the oddly familiar femme fatale named rachael? is serge wrong that guns, don the life jackets, drugs, and strippers don't mix? What sets the Non-Confrontationalists off on a rampage? What finally brings Coleman and Lenny together? Will they succeed in building the biggest bong ever? And can Serge surf a rogue wave to victory?So batten the hatches, and take cover as all these questions and more are answered in the latest adventure from the acclaimed author of Hurricane Punch.
Orange Crush Serge Storms series Book 3William Morrow #ad - That is, until he undergoes a radical personality shift during a bloody military action in the Balkans. And it appears that pretty much everybody from Tallahassee to Miami Beach is trying to kill him. Now it's just three weeks before the election and marlon is suddenly talking about "issues" and "reform" as he crosses the length and breadth of his home state with an amnesiac speechwriter and a chief of staff who turns catatonic in the presence of minorities.
The governor's new-found conscience might well cost him the election, though. The republicans' "golden boy" -- and a loyal, unthreatening, unquestioning tool of the powerful special interests -- handsome, Florida governor-by-default Marlon Conrad seems a virtual shoo-in for re-election.
Nuclear Jellyfish: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 11William Morrow #ad - Wodehouse’s best work. Richmond times-dispatch tim dorsey’s outrageously zany, and uproariously funny Nuclear Jellyfish marks the triumphant return of lovable, gleefully violent, thrill-killing Florida historian and tireless civic booster Serge A. The bestselling author of atomic lobster, and florida roadkill, triggerfish Twist, Dorsey can match Carl Hiaasen punch-for-punch when it comes to fictionally depicting Sunshine State madness—and he’s taken his rightful place alongside Christopher Moore in the pantheon of top American humorists.
Nuclear jellyfish is a veritable wmd of radioactive hilarity—as Denver’s Rocky Mountain News so aptly puts it, “It doesn’t get any better. ”. Dorsey’s brilliantly, profanely funny 11th novel…zips along like P. G. Storms.
Triggerfish Twist Serge Storms series Book 4William Morrow #ad - Storms living directly across the street. Oh, yes, and there's a psychopathic serial killer-cum-Sunshine-State folklorist named Serge A. But this isn't living -- it's Florida and the neighborhood is not quite what it seems. Ensconced in a lovely tropical villa on idyllic Triggerfish Lane, Jim Davenport anticipates the good life to come.
So it's only a matter of time before Jim up and actually kills somebody. It's got overly aggressive Little League parents, drug-free Rastafarians, homicidal hookers, unnatural sex and casual violence.
Hammerhead Ranch Motel Serge Storms series Book 2William Morrow #ad - There's a different schemer or slimeball behind every door: cocaine duckpins who have survived only by the dumbest fortune, hard-luck gigolos desperate to score, undercover cops busting undercover cops who are running sting operations on undercover cops. And just down the row, local historian and spree killer Serge A.
Leave your rational mind at home and come well armed. Storms -- who has stopped keeping up with his meds -- is still looking for a briefcase stuffed with five million dollars. And is now capable of wreaking more havoc than hurricane Rolando-berto, the big wind gathering force offshore, just waiting for the opportunity to blow everything straight to hell.
Hammerhead Ranch Motel Serge Storms series Book 2 #ad - Pack up your bags and head south to sunny Florida. There's a room with your number on it at the Hammerhead Ranch Motel.
Gator A-Go-Go: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 12William Morrow #ad - And a mysterious gang that leaves a trail of young bodies in their wake. Are the kids safer under serge's protection? Or does being with him put them in more peril? The classroom and the pot brownies never prepared them for this. Which raises more questions: who's the guy studying satellite photos? where did the protected witness go? When did Coleman get all those trophies? Why are the Feds hot on everyone's trail? How did the burnt corpse end up by the pool? What's the best way to keep beer cool on the beach? Then there are the coke smugglers gone legit and a pair of the most dangerously sexy bartenders to ever mix a rum runner.
That's right: serge and coleman do spring break!It's been a long time coming, but they're at the party now—and you'll never look at a Frisbee the same way again. One spring break location obviously isn't enough for Serge, traveling through various historic locales, so he must hit them all, spewing nuggets of history at anyone who won't run away and dispensing his own signature brand of Sunshine State justice.
Gator A-Go-Go: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 12 #ad - Along the way he and his sidekick, Coleman, attract a growing following of the nation's top college students. Throw in some dirty dancing contests, screamin' sports cars, and church breakfasts, bungee rides, rockin' tunes, illicit drugs, pawned class rings, and you've got a potent concoction that keeps the hotel's concierge up all night stopping people from falling off the balconies.
Want even more? serge says, "you got it!"After years of quiet, a legendary Miami kingpin from the anything-goes eighties is suddenly back in the news. Along with one of the state's most psychotic homicidal monsters, every bit as criminally insane as Serge—except without the morals.